WOAH! wait! You guys have taken the coolest camp on the playa and split it into two?!?! Are you fucking nuts?! Whos idea was this? Larry! That guy needs to stop smokin the weed in those camels and wake up to the schitzo bi polar world we live in. Its just like the American dream to sugar coat your experience.

Wow thats really cool guys. Now people dont have to deal with the fun of the post office to send pictures of nekid ravers back home. I love what you did to the place. Flowers and love! Gee makes me want to frolic and fuck in the daisies. I really love what you have done to the place.

No! Fuck that your splitting my ego in two... we cant be "postal" workers without the edge and the bite. How the fuck are you going to bribe people for stamps when your feeling all peaceful? Who let these fucking hippys on the playa? Jesus get a grip people its a joke. I guess we should turn those flame throwers off too or we might ruin someones mellow trip to burning man.

But wait... how about all those first timers that arnt ready for the full on experience. Pregnant ladys and old fragile men with cameras could possibly be offended by the harshness of real life that they have come to escape from.

Jesus crist go down to monkey chant camp and get a grip on the absurdity of the place your living in. Black rock deserves everything you can throw at its people. Let it out. Get radical. Get uncomfortable. Get twisted. Break down a wall or two. Go get a green card and go thru a hour interrogation. This aint Guantanamo people... its burning man.

Doesnt any one know how to have fun any longer? This isn't my dream mister American.